I didn’t think he would really do it.
Same as Liz Truss killing the queen. Sometimes, when you’re old and in poor health, you just experience something that makes you think “fuck it, I don’t need to put up with this shit anymore.”
Lol … this is it
When you’re at the end of your life and hanging on the edge looking for a glimmer of hope … then you get visited by an absolute tool that is only motivated by greed and power and represents a general apathy for any kind of humanity …
you just think to yourself, “yeah, nah, this isn’t worth it any more”
The Pope showed him his latest meme
Just want to point out this is what furniture in the Vatican looked like before Pope Francis
And then after Pope Francis
Yeah, as far as popes go he was pretty chill
Still needed a way to finance a billion dollar corporation with tens of thousands of prime real estate all over the world managed by a legion of professional clergy all managed by a central office that is it’s own country at the center of one of the most expensive cities in the world … all while spreading the message of piety, peace and being humble.
As much as everyone likes to glorify catholic leaders, they’re still a mafia force that is based on money and wealth and Christian faith last
For sure, but as long as the mafia exists (which looks like it’s going to be for a good long while still) I want it to have the leader who will do the most good possible, even if it’s still a net negative. There are those out there who would use the resources to do a lot of harm.
Weirdest excuse ever.
They are a mafia but at least they’re not raping kids, right?
I hope they sold the old chair and used the money for the poor, but they probably just tucked it in the attic
The Pope refused to join his Signal group.
He joined the wrong signal group. Vance only realized when the pope asked “what’s up with all the couch pics?”
The pope asked the Trump administration to be kind to immigrants and the poor. Can’t have talk like that from the church.
Doesn’t the Pope know that empathy is a sin?
The devil is tempting me to be kind and have compassion for others.
Don’t tempt me, bro.
Lol church money flowing to the poor and needy? How would the poor get into heaven without a life of suffering? (Mother Theresa’s view on charity, not mine).
Careful now, Martin Luther!
Death by cringe
Pope didn’t say Thank you.
Pope didn’t wear a suit.
White Pope robes? Don’t you know how to wear respectful clothing?
maybe it lacks some stuff…like a pointy hood thingy
Talking to sex pest Jimmy Dilbert Vance is so exhausting it takes 10 years off your life, the Pope didn’t have 10 years left.
He had his eye on a really nice couch in the lobby.
Imagine a couch. Comfortable. Soft. Now imagine it can move you around wherever you want to go. Imagine it is surrounded by bullet-proof glass to keep you safe, but also so you can enjoy adoration from millions of people without even having to get up.
Well, it exists, but it’s one-of-a-kind, it can only have one owner, and it’s currently spoken-for. What do you do?
Vance killing the Pope in order to get a chance at fucking the Pope-mobile is my new favorite head cannon.
He spoke Spanish
Vance killed him because the Pope didn’t own a suit
To get a right wing replacement, duh.
Same reason Liz Truss killed the Queen
Pope met the antichrist and said I’m outta here.
Realistically, no, but I still think it should be said frequently with sincerity.
