How long has this person been so old yet so young, so masculine yet so feminine??

  • IHave69XiBucks@lemmygrad.ml
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    3 days ago

    Thats not a person. I am 100% convinced that an Alien saw like 3 people, created a body with features from each randomly chosen, and then went to the pool, and not understanding the concept of bathing suits and just not wanting to get their clothes wet started to get naked. Then were baffled when everyone freaked out and they got arrested. After being released they said im never coming back to this planet.

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      3 days ago

      It’s gonna be so awkward when that alien needs to go door to door and introduce themselves at their next planet.