Cyniez@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 1 month agoHelp! I Think I've Developed Insomnia..message-squaremessage-square27linkfedilinkarrow-up140arrow-down12file-text
arrow-up138arrow-down1message-squareHelp! I Think I've Developed Insomnia..Cyniez@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 1 month agomessage-square27linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareAmidFuror@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up17arrow-down1·1 month agoFastest fix for insomnia is to fall asleep.
minus-squareAmidFuror@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up11·1 month agoWait until you read about my cure for hunger.
minus-squareserpineslair@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 month agoI’m not sure I’m ready to be enlightened by your infinite wisdom. My puny, simple, human brain could not possibly comprehend such profound concepts. It might be enough to shatter my conscience beyond repair.
minus-squareAmidFuror@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 month agoThe cure for that is don’t think too hard about it.
Fastest fix for insomnia is to fall asleep.
Genius.
Wait until you read about my cure for hunger.
I’m not sure I’m ready to be enlightened by your infinite wisdom. My puny, simple, human brain could not possibly comprehend such profound concepts. It might be enough to shatter my conscience beyond repair.
The cure for that is don’t think too hard about it.