• Mayor Poopington@lemmy.world
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      3 days ago

      Yea lions dont even have opposable thumbs how can they even score. The humans just have to get a field goal before they get eaten. Should be an easy win.

    • saltesc@lemmy.world
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      3 days ago

      Well, shit. That explains why we’ve been ghosted.

      Every fucking deity; every time.

      • GreenShimada@lemmy.world
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        3 days ago

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