Embrace the power move.
The only correct answer, walk in proud with the head up.
Don’t you mean ass up?
Only if you plan to ass-ert dominance
A fart that serious wouldn’t seem real, and that goes double if it appears that you unmuted specifically to make the noise. Just tell people it was a soundboard.
And now you’re the person who has a massive fart on a soundboard, and you decided to randomly unmute yourself to show it off?
You’d rather be the person who decided to randomly unmute to share your actual factual filthy self? At least a soundboard is just a poorly judged joke (that actually landed, if the teacher laughed). Or you can be a fart pervert.
Thats exactly the kind of person we want to be. The soundboard guy, that’s one step away from radio talk show host.
Just pop a “😎” in the chat. No further elaboration required.
