• superduperpirate@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    Because I’m procrastinating at work:

    How many sessions of coitus might it take to accumulate 5 km of cock thrusts?

    Estimates:

    • average erect length: 13 cm (from Perplexity.ai)
    • average number of thrusts in coitus: 300 (ibid)

    Calculations

    • thrust distance per coitus session: 13 cm x 300 thrusts x 2 (accounting for insertion & removal) = 78 m
    • coitus sessions to accumulate 5 km of thrusts: 5 km / 78 m = 64.1 -> 64 sessions of coitus

    So OP’s wife would have to fuck 64 times to accumulate 5 km of cock. Even with amazing refractory periods, that’s still a minimum of 32 guys running a train on her.

    Edit: working through this reminded me of that episode of HBO’s Silicon Valley where they started talking about handjobs and hotswapping dicks and hit on middle out compression.