I remade this meme in a different format because the stupid p*say thing and the dumb pic
Thanks, the sanitization of the internet is really driving me crazy. Not worth complaining about but I’m happy you made this and will be something I’ll try to do in the future
I was on mobile, so I used this tool:
https://threadfaker.com/But it would be more convincing if you just use browser dev tools to edit the content of a real post.
But won’t someone think of the poor ad revenue
No way is Elon Musk that cool.
Exactly. Also, you know he’d hate to be this hypothetical kind of person.
“He was licking my balls from behind and his nose accidentally touched my butthole, so in clenched my cheeks and said ‘got your nose Donald’ and he kept coming back for more”
Is this Elon Musk but on Threads? lol
His mistake: She’s clearly a keeper.
A nose keeper
“When she stole my nose, she also stole my heart.”
Lowkey Wife material. That level of levity is super attractive
Worth it, he doesn’t deserve you.
He’s mad because she never gave it back.
Probably fucking dead. Hard to breath without a nose.
That’s actually hilarious, apart from idiotic censorship of “pussy”.
“pussy”“pusay”
He has no sense of humor. Not a loss in any way.
Definitely not. It would need three more frames.
Jokes on you im into that shit.
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You’re such a brownnoser.
If a woman did that to me I’d propose on the spot.
I mean, I think the described action counts as a proposal…
She was probably on (at least) one knee and she put a ring on it…
what the hell is happening to the censored text at the top
Bro if a girl did this to me I’d never leave
Well, yea. You won’t be able to, seeing how she holds your nose.
Tycho Brahe wouldn’t be phased.
just sayin’
A actual shitpost
My wife loved this
It’s important not to peak too early. How was he ever suppose to top that?
Don’t care about bumhole or the pinch, but I’d propose instantly due to the humor.
Exaaaactly this. If you can’t laugh at yourself and me while we’re naked doing fun things, idk how much fun you’re having, really.
