In this case its a bit different but what i see is that everything is oversexualized but the effect of that is people are actually more lonely because every social interaction you have with anyone who could be a sexual partner automatically becomes strange.
“Neat.”
“Hi, Lesbian, I’m Brian.”
This is infinitely funnier if OP is a woman
“I don’t fucking care, Miranda.”
A thespian you say? Why, I was in a production of Hamlet myself!
“cool, let’s smash!”
I respond by hoping I’m a girl in this scenario. Anon forgot to specify.
Look at the image
Anon also forgot to lead with “be me”…
Respond super excited, like when you meet someone who shares the same niche hobby than you: “I like girls too! So tell me, what have you found to be the best technic to eat pussy?”
What prompted that disclosure? Could she smell the horniness emanating from Anon? Did he, as he noticed she was a woman, give off a vibe like a starving cartoon wolf imagining the main character as comprised entirely of sausages?
I believe he started vibrating 15,000 Hertz. A totally normal response in the presence of all women, not the sign of a weirdo at all.
Yeah this didn’t happen because there’s literally no reason to bring that up. Unless OP was being creepy which is totally possible given the website.
And I’m married, so I’m kind of asexual (at work), so we’re ought to be friends!
It’s probably a way for her not to be flirted with. To protect herself. So I’d say something reassuring like that.
“Me too, let’s make out and adopt a pit bull”
Bahaha is that a thing? My sister’s gay and she got a pitbull
