I’m going with Danny Devito! That fuck would straighten out the church. He got good morals. He just a nice guy. What about you?
I thought the crowd favorite would’ve been Luigi, though I have no idea what the requirements are for being elected Pope.
Dang I might have to change my vote
Bill Burr would be pretty funny I think
I think Bill Maher should put his name in the hat. I know he’s atheist, but he got on his knees for Trump, so maybe he’s willing to give Jesus a fresh look.
Satan. I’m pretty sure he would greatly increase the morality and the accountability in the Catholic Church.
If nothing else he would send all the pedo preists to hell.
Accountability.
Adam Savage
Vermin Supreme.
John Mastodon
Thomas Ladder, the guy who invented that thing
The pope goes by AD&D druid rules. The new pope is the guy who killed the previous pope.
So it’s J D Vance.
Joe Biden
Pope Malarky
Last one was on the liberal side. Expect a hardcore, gay hating conservative this time.
I had read that Francis appointed 80% of the Cardinals who pick the new Pope. So it’s possible that the new Pope will have similar views to Francis.
Idris Elba
The pope elections always last long cause every man always votes for himself. Just like the pirate king of brethren court
Cue Musk with his lottery for votes.
I’d vote for Elon Musk as Popeking of Catholicism.
The same way Elon “improved” Twitter and the US Government, I would love it if he did the same for the Catholics.
Elon can’t be trusted with a literal sovereign nation, but I guess between The Vatican and US… What’s he gonna do with it, harbor predators?
Probably purchase nukes and then become another North Korea.
Screw it, I’ll be the pope if that means I can release the records on their pedo priest protection program.
