Classmate in 7th grade while warming up for gym class stretched easily that way. One kid made the offhand comment “Hey, you can suck your own dick!” and flexible kid immediately yelled “SHUT UP!”. Which told us all he’d done it.
For the curious, I did know someone who said they could do it. We didn’t have long conversations about it or anything but he said all you need to know.
“It’s more like sucking dick than getting your dick sucked.”
Sounds like a win win. Maybe I should work on getting more flexible.
Hey, aim for the moon, if you miss you still hit the stars! Or something.
Just please, please take it slow and stretch a LOT and don’t force it, you can seriously maim your back if you force it. There’s probably some yoga exercises you can look up online.
If I could suck my own dick, I wouldn’t ever leave the house.
Pairs well with a choking fetish
Succeeded I’ll have you know! 😤
Anon messed up not removing a couple of ribs beforehand
I mean, it’s all relative to the size of your steeple
So you’re saying I’d need to remove 4-5 ribs?
While being a fat fuck.
I can’t believe this old hoax is still being circulated. This goes back pre-internet as one of the first viral memes.
Shhh. It reveals our age.
Press (X) to doubt.
I’m in my mid 30s and heard this rumor in middle school, it’s definitely old. At the time it was supposedly Marilyn Manson who did it.
I was drawing the S before that. Elf on a shelf was before that.
Ok…?
Marilyn Manson removing ribs to suck his own dick isn’t even close to the first viral meme. That little guy I posted up there was a viral meme from WWII.
They didn’t say it was “the first.”
Is that something other men want to do? Even my dog had no interest in it and he was easily flexible enough.
