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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 8 months ago

Anon rizzes up a girl

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Anon rizzes up a girl

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 8 months ago
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  • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee
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    8 months ago

    sm

    What’s that in adult?

    • babybus@sh.itjust.works
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      8 months ago

      Scarlet Monastery

      • I Cast Fist@programming.dev
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        8 months ago

        Goddamned Whitemane!

    • ArxCyberwolf@lemmy.ca
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      8 months ago

      Streetlight Manifesto

    • FiskFisk33@startrek.website
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      8 months ago

      shitting myself

    • just_an_average_joe@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      8 months ago

      Something

    • Rayquetzalcoatl@lemmy.world
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      I’m pretty sure it means “some”, given the context

      • Rusty@lemmy.ca
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        What do people do with with all that time they save by skipping 2 letters?

        • Rinox@feddit.it
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          I’m pretty sure that, with autocorrect, it’s harder to write sm than some, so idk ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

        • ikidd@lemmy.world
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          u nvr no

          • Steal Wool@lemm.ee
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            no u

        • Jumuta@sh.itjust.works
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          different tone

  • finkrat@lemmy.world
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    You LIGHT IT UP BLUE and avoid staring at the light because it’s painful to look at

    And embrace all the puzzle pieces because you’re a five year old even as you ascend into your adult years and continue to get infantilized

    Greet her HELLO FELLOW PERSON WITH AUTISM, talk about how ABA therapy is totally not traumatizing you

    It’s okay, Autism Speaks will find a cure and initiate a eugenics campaign to erase and prevent Autistic births CURE THE AUTISM!

    …

    (Tone is /s)

  • southsamurai@sh.itjust.works
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    Man, if you’re throwing rizz for three months, you ain’t throwing rizz.

    • papalonian@lemmy.world
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      … So should I stop trying to date 😩

  • Object@sh.itjust.works
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    On the bright side, she cares about you! People usually don’t do that to strangers.

  • go $fsck yourself@lemmy.world
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    Call me an old curmudgeon, but I just cannot get behind “sm” or “smth”. I hope that trend dies.

    “Rizz” on the other hand is a fantastic term.

    • Dasus@lemmy.world
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      “Sm” seems too short but “smth” has been used for decades.

      • Valmond@lemmy.world
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        8 months ago

        Smh

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          I still don’t know what that means , but I always read it as “Shit in My Hands”

          • pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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            i think it’s ‘shaking my head’

            • BlindFrog@lemmy.world
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              It’s def shaking my head (in disappointment). I used to think people were misspelling stg (I swear to god) in reddit til I asked there one day.

          • Jax@sh.itjust.works
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            It means shake my hand, you’re welcome

  • idiomaddict@lemmy.world
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    Maybe she’s autistic

    • I'm back on my BS 🤪@lemmy.autism.place
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      auties usually spot other auties easily

      • BluesF@lemmy.world
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        Misread this as “aunties” and what a hilarious idea. Aunties just spotting each other and giving the nod.

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        Yeah, I assume she is, he isn’t, and she’s opening up to him a little.

        Before I realized I was autistic, I had a bad understanding of it, so I definitely rejected people trying to connect with me about my obvious autism, because I thought it precluded the ability to empathize (laughably incorrect, but that’s ignorance for ya). That’s also a chance.

        But it’s a greentext, so there’s probably no girl and OP’s a liar anyway :)

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    You really cannot understand this without known what “sm” means here. Can someone please explain?

    Edit: Thanks for the replies. But I just realized that wasn’t all that is needed to understand. Key ring drawings having meaning? Is that some esoteric shit? Probably best, I just leave this thread for some memes I do get.

    • XIIIesq@lemmy.world
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      Something?

    • greengear5@sh.itjust.works
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      I read it as ‘some’.

  • Jake Farm@sopuli.xyz
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    Well, are you?

  • kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Fake: Annon is 100% autistic

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    First of all, stop saying “rizz” because you sound like an idiot.

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    deleted by creator

  • abbadon420@lemm.ee
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    What blue drawing?

    Like this:

    Or Like this:

    • ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org
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      I think it could be this

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    I like my girlfriend because she’s autistic. I don’t want some dummy with blond hair and orange skin.

    • Whorehoarder@lemmynsfw.com
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      Ah yes, the two types of women that exist.

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      deleted by creator

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