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MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 year ago

Anon wants to play a game

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Anon wants to play a game

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MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 year ago
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  • Fedegenerate@lemmynsfw.com
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    11 months ago

    Mop, wire coat hanger, pregnancy test.

  • bionicjoey@lemmy.ca
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    1 year ago

    Toaster, bathtub plug, pop tarts

  • Etterra@lemmy.world
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    11 months ago

    Whiskey, hammer, baby rattle.

    • tetris11@lemmy.ml
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      You’re going to surprise some friends’ newborn with a custom baby rattle made from an empty whiskey bottle and the handle of a hammer. Very chique

  • Flax@feddit.uk
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    11 months ago

    Gun, ammunition, balaclava

    • Threeme2189@sh.itjust.works
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      11 months ago

      Gun ammunition, baklava

      • InEnduringGrowStrong@sh.itjust.works
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        Hmmm, a baklava gun.
        Now I want some of that sweet full-auto pastry goodness.

  • Maggoty@lemmy.world
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    Car battery

    Jumper cables

    Duct tape

    If you get a bonus then bleach, lye, or tarp rounds it out. Have fun talking to the local police!

  • Dudewitbow@lemmy.zip
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    bleach, ammonia based cleaner, mixing container.

    uh oh, accidental chloramine gas bomb

    reminder people, do NOT mix bleach with ammonia based cleaners to “speed up cleaning”. youll accidentally speed up life

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      Why doesn’t this happen when I piss in bleach

      • ✺roguetrick✺@lemmy.world
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        Brother if you’re pissing straight ammonia you’ve got other problems. Your body specifically coverts ammonia to urea because it’s toxic to you and it’s usually bacteria that converts it back.

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    Sodium Hydroxide, hacksaw, large trash can

  • Fullyloadedsnowflake@lazysoci.al
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    1 year ago

    Webcam, cactus and KY

    • thenextguy@lemmy.world
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      You can’t buy Kentucky at Walmart.

      • alester82@lemmy.world
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        Oh, I thought they sold it by the Florida ounce

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    1 year ago

    The easy-way-to-end-up-with-a-police-visit classic:

    1. Plan B pill

    2. Giant “9” balloon

    3. Vodka.

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    As a former cashier (grocery store not walmart admittedly, but I doubt things are that different), I dont think weird uses for the items are the way to go, the cashier is barely even going to notice or care what you’re buying. what I bring to freak out the cashier, are some item that needs ID to buy, some big heavy item with the barcode removed so that it will take a bunch of lifting and turning in a hopeless effort to find it before someone eventually has to go find another one and bring it over, and a propane refill if walmart does those (at my grocery store the process to go find a full one was a pain, especially in the winter since they were outside). Further, I try to buy these items with the help of a ton of expired and unexpired coupons mixed together, several gift cards, and a stubborn half-deaf old person who wont take no for an answer.

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      You are a fucking monster. The point of this was to have some laughs not cause a poor walmart employee to beat their spouse or off them selves. Damn you’re cruel.

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    I’m going with the classic:

    Pringles can

    Gloves

    Sponge

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    Kid’s backpack, kid’s lunchbox, and a gun.

    The back to school in America special.

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    How to end up on a watchlist:

    Pressure cooker, nails, prepaid phone

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      Casio F-91W watch, soldering iron, electronics wire.

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      You’re going to hang up balloons and cook a homemade meal for your SO on their birthday, and surprise them with a new phone

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    Gun, bleach, get well card.

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    Chlorine, ammonia and a large plastic tub

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