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RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 5 个月前

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RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 5 个月前
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  • magnetosphere@fedia.io
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    You may have seen positive greentexts in the past. They’re an anomaly. This is the norm.

    • Programmer Belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Yes, the norm is greentexts that aren’t even green

      • three@lemmy.zip
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        he needs the comedy chevrons to know when to laugh

        ISHYGDDT

        • Match!!@pawb.social
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          fgsfds

  • Ginny [they/she]@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Many such cases!

    • sus@programming.dev
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      Boybortion, now recognized by Wiktionary the free dictionary

      • F/15/Cali@threads.net@sh.itjust.works
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        Right wingers fucking wish they could shitpost this hard.

        • Awkwardparticle@programming.dev
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          They can barely detect sarcasm or understand irony. Their emotionally underdeveloped brains can’t compete.

    • Echo Dot@feddit.uk
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      There’s no way he actually said that. It’s correctly punctuated and there isn’t a single misspelling.

      • lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org
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        The image looks obviously editied. The text is much sharper and clearer than the rest of the photo.

        • KingPorkChop@lemmy.ca
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          Yeah, but we ARE talking about Trump- a swamp monster with a brain of mayonnaise.

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    Is it a sign of getting old if I don’t get half the idioms he is using?

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      He’s just talking about getting his boyfriend pregante

      • Fetus@lemmy.world
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        *Gregnant.

        • Localhorst86@feddit.org
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          *pargnet

          • Pope-King Joe@lemmy.world
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            *pregangante

            • SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de
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              *Preganté 🤌

              • AtariDump@lemmy.world
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                *Starch Masks

                • the_wiz@feddit.org
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                  Oookay, I think at this point I can feel the aneurysm building up in my brain…

            • frosch@sh.itjust.works
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              *Luigi Board

              • SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de
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                shameless plug for askluigi !askouija@lemmy.world

              • LemUrun@pawb.social
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                Reddit be like

            • Zdvarko@lemmy.world
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              *paraglided

            • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today
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              pomegrante.

    • Myr@lemmy.world
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      It’s a greentext, I’d take it as a healthy sign you dont know “the boi- prefix” xD.

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      boiwife = boy wife

      fagpregnant = gay pregnant

      boibortion = boy abortion

      • wabasso@lemmy.ca
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        Ah ok! I initially read that as Biowife, so I assumed there was a real pregnancy scare. And you know, Biowife as opposed to digital waifu or whatever.

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        Haha thanks i thought bio as in biological as in human, not a sex doll.

        Makes much more sense now ;) /s

      • MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today
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        Is that code for getting an STD or just some sort of silly roleplay?

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          i think it’s just silliness

          • MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today
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            Okay then 😅

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      They’re talking about how babby is formed

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    Fake : Anon had sex
    Gay : obv

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    There was a time when it was ok to be unwelcoming towards stupidity. They weren’t better times, but they were delusional in a different way.

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      They… They definitely were better times. Unapologetic idiocy is why the world is how it is right now

    • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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      It’s still okay in certain cess pools on the internet.

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    I’m pretty sure it’s “aboition”

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    Step 1: Go get a pack cigarettes or any milk size Step 2: never return

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      Dad?

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    I…what?

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    What the fuck did I just read?

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    At least anon was cordial enough to respect OP’s time?

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    Just get a boi-ning after pill

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      the boning after pill is what started all this!

    • lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org
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      The boiiiiiiing before pill!

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    Can anyone translate to more common terms?

    • 🍉 Albert 🍉@lemmy.world
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      he came inside a femboy and now he needs an abortion

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          A part of me is curious if something like that (uterus transplant to a trans person) is possible, the other part of me fears that people like anons boy girlfriend would get one…

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            A doctor involved in some of the experimental uterus transplants in cis women has written a paper on it and believes the barriers to such a transplant are surmountable. However, good luck getting funding for such a thing in today’s world. We can’t even convince people to not let trans kids die from lack of healthcare. Uterus transplants aren’t even in the same universe as us right now.

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              This is indeed correct. The source papers I do have and they’re saved elsewhere. So even if the US government or whatever erased those, they can’t erase facts.

              Uterus transplants have actually already been done and led to successful births. The closest analogy would probably be FtM births, which have succeeded as well.

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          fuck it i will do the last one and no one will be able to stop me

  • Cryptagionismisogynist@lemmy.worldBannedbanned_from_community_badge
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    Guys, 4chan was leaked and found to have dozens of government emails. It is a government honeypot. Why are you going there?

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      It’s a pretty old screenshot.

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    What’s going on with the image

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      4chan being 4chan.

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        That’s not 4chan. Somebody edited the screenshot

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          Are you referring to the scribbly line crossing out the image?

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            presumably to censor the femboy porn

            • RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world
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              Right, but the answer is “somebody drew over it”.

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